Few adventurers have hacked, slashed, hewed, skewered or ensorcelled their way into and out of more of the perilous places of "Garweeze Wurld" than Helm’s Helms. 

Taking the name of their band from their desultory (often subsultory) captain, they have journeyed into the most perilous of places and plundered the darkest of dungeons.  Man, monster or mage, they know if it bleeds they can kill it—their motto hack first and ask questions later is both a maxim and a mantra. 

Rowel apHelm is the doughty hero who leads them. 

Calypigia Ingenue, whose bodice is ever straining, is the voluptuous and dangerous wizard who accompanies him.

Gargel Deepdelver, the obdurate and bloodthirsty dwarf, and Tarpy Spidersmiter, the morally ambiguous halfling, are at their side just about all the time (well if it suits them...). 

With them also travel a number of other worthies—staunch and increasingly simple-minded Guldur the Northman, Trover Cestus, the truculent, displaced gnome of House Titan and Höggva the Axe are three whose deeds need no recounting here.

Marthyrio Coltellacio, better known as Marth the Impaler, Shilpit Errhine, and Apoo Rani Jhebal Naja Naja have all likewise earned their place in the great sagas (or died in serious firkin’ glory)...