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First
Appearance : Game Jester #2
(June '96)
Tales from the Vault
(August '97 p49) Bio :
Gary Jackson is fondly known as the "Gawdfather of Gaming" by
millions of gaming enthusiasts around the world. His failing wargame
company, Hard 8 Enterprises, was about to close its doors for good in 1977
when Gary tossed the dice on a hastily produced role-playing game, The
HackMasters of EverKnightTM. The first print run was quickly snapped off
the shelves and soon frantic distributors were calling Gary's three man
shop with pleas of "More!" Gary has been riding Hackmaster
spin-offs ever since. For those who want to know what 'hard eight' means,
it refers to the game of craps where Cary has blown thousands of dollars
of company money over the years on his frequent trips to Vegas. Gary
recently die from a plane crach! |
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First
Appearance : Game Jester #2
(June '96)
Tales from the Vault
(August '97 p49) Bio :
Edmund Finely was once Gary Jackson's paperboy. One morning he was coerced
into filling an empty chair during a play-testing session of HackMaster
and became ensnared in 'Gary's Game'. That was twenty years ago and Edmund
has been on the Hard 8 team ever since (though he's only been on the
payroll for the past four months). Edmund wears the proud title of
"Director of Research and Development" and recently oversaw the
production of his first written work, Abe, Babes and RollerBlades(TM),
described as a "sexy, zany, time-travelling romp through history and
fashion". |
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First
Appearance :
Familiar #9 (August '96)
Tales from the Vault
(August '97 p51) Bio :
Waco Bob is one of the original share holders of Hard 8. He really doesn't
do much at the company other than agree with virtually every word that
comes out of Gary's mouth. Waco has done well, financially, working with
Gary and that seems to be enough to have earned his undying devotion. Waco
does sit in on every playtesting session he can. But since he seems to
love every game he plays, regardless of it's flaws, his value as a
playtester leaves a lot to be desired. He invariably fills out his
playtester evaluation forms with, "This game is the next
HackMaster!!" |
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First
Appearance : Familiar #9 (August '96)
Tales from the Vault
(August '97 p51) Bio :
Jo Jo is one of Gary Jackson's favorite, "yes-men". When he
bought out Battle Cry Games in 1384, Jo Jo Zeke came as part of the deal.
For years Jo Jo was considered the 'King ofHex-andCardboavd-Cozlnte;"
wargames and has over forty-two titles under his belt. His most famous
game design was 'The Pope's Panzers' a 'what-if' wargame simulation that
rocked war gaming circles around the country. The sequel,'V-Rockets at the
Vatican' earned him his first Gamers' Choice Award for best game design.
Jo Jo is now responsible for writing much of the navor text for HackMaster
adventures (something he has a knack for), and crunching rules. It is
rumored he lives in his office at Hard Eight Enterprises. |
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First
Appearance : Familiar #9 (August '96)
Tales from the Vault
(August '97 p51) Bio :
Pete has been with Gary Jackson since the beginning. In fact they met in
college where they used to play epic sessions of MERC ARMOR and BLAZING
GUNS. When Gary started his company, Pete came onboard as his first
full-time game designer (working for shares in the beginning). In recent
years the friendship has been strained as Gary's projects have repeatedly
over-shadowed Pete's pet projects. In fact Gary usually targets Pete for
his much publicized verbal abuse and ego-bruising. Still, Pete is loyal to
Gary and Hard Eight Enterprises and rarely complains. |
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First
Appearance : Familiar #8 (June '96)
Tales from the Vault
(Août '97 p50) Bio :
Tuley isn't an employee at Hard Eight, nor is he considered an intern. He
originally came to the company as part of a Summer Playtester program. He
was tricked into running the company's customer service department by
being led to believe it was a 'virtual corporation computer game' and that
was earning points based on how well he 'played' the game which involved
answering the phone and working out 'variable solutions' to each call. No
one has mentioned the 'game' in quite some time and Tuley tent to live in
his office, occasionally order out for pizza and man his station.
Update :
Tuley is now a full time employee of H8E. He is in fact the "Manager of
Sales and Marketing". He have even suggest to cut 25% of his salary (along
with the others) to bring back Waco Bob in the company.
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First Appearance :
Never see. Bio :
Norman Bowzer is a role-player who made good and realized his dream. He
started out as a freelancer and began to pump so much HackMaster material
into the Hard 8 offices that he was eventually asked to come on board. A
few years ago he replaced Earl Slackmozer as the editor of HackJournal
magazine and has been doing a bang up job of scratching the 'hack-n-slash'
itch for thousands of fans. Gary has become so comfortable with Norman's
writing ability that he has sanctioned all of Norman's material as
'official' Hackmaster material (even though Gary rarely reads Norman's
work as of late). Norman has a long standing rivalry with Bitter Stevil.
Norman cut Stevil's column from HackJournal soon after taking the helm.
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First
Appearance : KODT #19 (May 1998
"A Time for Heroes") Bio :
Eight year old Timmy Jackson is Gary's youngest son. He is also the newly
installed chief developer for the SpackHack sci-fi roleplaying game. He
had been responsible for development on the superhero frp Heroes and
Zeroes, but was reassigned due to a rash of complaints following the
release of H&Z's Background Tool Chest supplement. Gary,
uncharacteristically emotional, feels terrible about this and has promised
to make it up to Timmy by bringing his favorite TV hero, Xena the Warrior
Princess, to the next HackCon. |
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First Appearance : KODT / FAANS Crossover
Bio :
Very few people have ever seen the infamous Antignano Brothers. Those who
have are usually reluctant to talk about it. It's known that Gary Jackson
has kept them on the payroll for years. Their checks are usually annotated
with the cryptic words, "for various services rendered". It is
said that Vince and Tony Antignano wear grey, pinstripe suits with
twenty-sider cuff links. A few years ago, Nitro Fergueson publicly
insulted Gary Jackson at a convention. A few days later, he fedexed a
letter of apology to Gary. It is rumored the Antignano Brothers paid him a
'visit'. |
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First Appearance :
KODT #58 Bio :
This is the lawyer of Gary's wife, Ms. Heidi Jackson. A Corporate-Assassin! |