1. Shake your dice for thirty seconds for 'good luck' before each to-hit roll.  2. Bring a cellular phone to the game and call friends for advice whenever your character faces danger.  3. Wear the name tags to EVERY convention you've ever attended to the game.  4. Do sound effects for all the monsters and encounters the Gamemaster announces.  5. Stubbornly insist on buying other gamers' dice when they roll good numbers.  6. Say "Too Bad, So Sad" using a PeeWee Herman voice whenever someone's character dies.  7. Give all your characters unpronounceable names and then insist that others call them by name.  8. Give nonsensical hand-signs to the GM causing the other gamers to think you're up to something.  9. Constantly write sticky notes that say, "Hi how are ya!" and pass them to the GM during play.  10. Look at other players' character sheets and then frantically write yourself a note. 11. Ask other players, "So .... when your character sleeps where does he keep his stuff?" 12. In the middle of an exciting encounter look at the GM and say, "Your heart's not in this is it?" 13. Jabber on and on about old adventures while the GM is talking, then ask everyone else to fill you in. 14. Yawn, stretch and wander around the room during everything but your own to-hit rolls. 15. Demand that the party spend hours planning even the simplest actions.